FAQs
How should I refer to you?
Call me by my name, Lanie, or if you want to call me an honorific, Goddess and Mistress are acceptable. Please refrain from any pet names or submissive honorifics. If you know my civilian name from my SFW content please do NOT call me that. I will only remind you once before adding you to my blacklist.
I encourage VIP members to degrade and humiliate me in private DMs and in my VIP feed comment section ♡
Do you collaborate with male performers?
Not at this time.
What if I don’t have any spare cash to buy content?
There are plenty of free ways to support content creators that directly help us generate income!! My social media accounts are my main source of conversions, so going over to my free socials and interacting with my stuff helps me a lot.
What should I expect from your free content?
I post a bit of everything—literally. You do not buy nudity, nudity is free. My high quality amateur videos are my merchandise, and the trailers speak for themselves, but if you read my descriptions you will always know EXACTLY what you’re getting!
What’s different for VIP members? How do I become one?
My VIP members get to see all of my pussy spread pics, videos playing with myself, etc, but I don’t make any of that content available on the free page. There are currently over 20 full length videos ON THE FEED as well as 1-2 videos a month with no additional censoring or paywalls! I also send out PPV vids for (usually) half price from the free page. Join by subbing to my VIP Onlyfans.
Where do I find your explicit videos? Do you do X kind of XXX content?
I have ADHD and love trying new things, so if its within my boundaries, I probably have. I have masterlists available to learn to navigate both my free onlyfans and my VIP onlyfans.
Will you look at or rate my genitals?
Yes! But absolutely NOT FOR FREE. I have three different kinds of rates available–video, audio, or a number 1-10. These are $25, $15, and $8, respectively. If you’re ordering a cock rate, you can tailor to my interests in your photos if you read and watch this FREE post before sending a picture or tip. You can send any pictures anytime as a VIP member.
How should I give meaningful feedback?
I absolutely love getting feedback in the form of telling me what you DO LIKE about a video, or what you want to see MORE OF in the future. I also love getting dick pics when you unlock content, or if you tip a post then I will know it’s worth it to post those things. Keep in mind that there is a person behind the porn, and unsolicited “constructive” criticism is simply criticism, and being playfully rude when you don’t know me is just being rude.
Personal FAQs
You mentioned you’re disabled, do you discuss this at all?
Yes, especially if you’re a fellow spoonie! If you want to learn more about my disabilities you can watch my 20min youtube vid explaining them thoroughly ♡ If you watch it, please continue to refer to me as Lanie!
Chemo? Are you dying? How long have you been on it? What is it for? etc
Not dying anytime soon, over 5 and a half years, degenerative spine disease + chemo stops my spine from degenerating. I get it every 4 weeks and I talk about it in passing unless it gets in the way of my work, then I’ll just send a message along the lines of “Lanie L Chemo W I’ll be back to messaging in a day or two” lmfao.
Why did you become a sex worker?
I’m hypersexual and I LOVE getting people off, plus I’m disabled and this allows me to work on my own schedule, so it’s pretty perfect for me.
But there are a ton of other reasons! I got started in July 2021 because it was my only option to get away from a very bad living situation, but I absolutely love what I do and I have an endless amount of fun creating content of all kinds for my supporters. If you don’t like it, I don’t care. I’m not here to get you off via savior complex.
Does your family know what you do?
Yes! My parents are incredibly supportive of me and proud that I managed to make a life for myself after having the rug of “good health” pulled out from under me. I have no interest in contact with my extended family per their reaction when I dropped out of college due to disability.
Are you a natural redhead?
Yes, but naturally I’m actually strawberry blonde, not this red. I started dyeing it because redheads have a gene that makes them resistant to anesthesia and I had a major medical procedure that I had woken up in the middle of in the past so I needed the anesthesiologist to believe me. It worked, I stayed asleep, but I loved it so I kept it!
You’re autistic? You don’t seem like it?
Good, good, my evil plan is working…