FAQs
How should I refer to you?
Call me by my name, Lanie, above all else. Please refrain from any pet names or honorifics unless we’ve discussed consent. If you know my civilian name from my SFW content please do NOT call me that. I will only remind you once before adding you to my blacklist.
What can I know about you? (aka “tell me about yourself”)
I have a whole page dedicated to this! Check it out here.
Do you collaborate with other performers?
Not at this time. I only create content with my irl partner. There is a steady stream of boy/girl content on my page as well as about a dozen older girl/girl videos available. I am not limited by my relationship but by my health—if my health changes and I can withstand airports in the future, I’ll do collabs again, but that doesn’t seem likely to happen any time soon 😔
What if I don’t have any spare cash to buy content?
There are plenty of free ways to support content creators that directly help us generate income!! My social media accounts are my main source of conversions, so going over to my free socials and interacting with my stuff helps me a lot.
What should I expect from your free content?
Obviously, what’s available for free is a bit more lame than what’s on my VIP feed, but between my OnlyFans, Reddit, RedGifs, and Pornhub, there is so much free sexy content for you to enjoy. I don’t consolidate it because I like people interacting with all of my stuff.
What’s different between your OnlyFans and Fansly?
Well, all solo and boy/girl content is exactly the same. The same photos posted, the same captions, the same messaging frequency. I do tend to put more polls on OnlyFans than Fansly due to the difference in subs I have between those two platforms, but I have been better recently about sending out the same polls and announcements. All prices are the same. The only major difference is that OnlyFans has more of my OLD collaboration content due to discrepancies in how each site handles release forms for featured performers. My Fansly still has quite a bit of my collab content, but it definitely does not have my foursome or orgy videos, those are exclusive to OnlyFans.
Where do I find your explicit videos? Do you do X kind of XXX content?
I have ADHD and love trying new things, so if its within my boundaries, I probably have. I have masterlists available to learn to navigate both my free onlyfans and my VIP onlyfans as well as my Fansly. Due to post link limits, OnlyFans will require some copy/past and replacing the (dot) with . in the URL, and Fansly has an extended list of labels in the replies of that post.
Will you look at or rate my genitals?
Yes! But absolutely NOT FOR FREE. I have three different kinds of rates available–video, audio, or a number 1-10. These are $25, $15, and $8, respectively. If you’re ordering a cock rate, you can tailor to my interests in your photos if you read and watch this FREE Fansly post before sending a picture or tip. You can send any pictures anytime as a VIP member.
How should I give meaningful feedback?
I absolutely love getting feedback in the form of telling me what you DO LIKE about a video, or what you want to see MORE OF in the future. I also love getting dick pics when you unlock content, or if you tip a post then I will know it’s worth it to post those things. Keep in mind that there is a person behind the porn, and unsolicited “constructive” criticism is simply criticism, and being playfully rude when you don’t know me is just being rude.
Personal FAQs
You mentioned you’re disabled, do you discuss this at all?
Yes, especially if you’re a fellow spoonie! If you want to learn more about my disabilities you can watch my 20min youtube vid explaining them thoroughly ♡ If you watch it, please continue to refer to me as Lanie!
Chemo? Are you dying? How long have you been on it? What is it for? etc
Not dying anytime soon, over 5 and a half years, degenerative spine disease + chemo stops my spine from degenerating. I get it every 4 weeks and I talk about it in passing unless it gets in the way of my work, then I’ll just send a message along the lines of “Lanie L Chemo W I’ll be back to messaging in a day or two” lmfao.
Why did you become a sex worker?
I’m hypersexual and I LOVE getting people off, plus I’m disabled and this allows me to work on my own schedule, so it’s pretty perfect for me.
But there are a ton of other reasons! I got started in July 2021 because it was my only option to get away from a very bad living situation, but I absolutely love what I do and I have an endless amount of fun creating content of all kinds for my supporters. If you don’t like it, I don’t care. I’m not here to get you off via savior complex.
Does your family know what you do?
Yes! My parents are incredibly supportive of me and proud that I managed to make a life for myself after having the rug of “good health” pulled out from under me. I have no interest in contact with my extended family per their reaction when I dropped out of college due to disability, but they do know about my job. I’m not the family black sheep because I am an adult entertainer, but because I decided to go to therapy and unpack some of that good ol’ generational trauma. Because of this, I don’t have much of a support system to fall back onto in hard times beyond myself and the connections I’ve made as an adult.
Are you a natural redhead?
Yes, but naturally I’m actually strawberry blonde, not this red. I started dyeing it because redheads have a gene that makes them resistant to anesthesia and I had a major medical procedure that I had woken up in the middle of in the past so I needed the anesthesiologist to believe me. It worked, I stayed asleep, but I loved it so I kept it! I like my natural color still but the orange/red is much more “me”.
You’re autistic? You don’t seem like it?
I sincerely suggest you challenge your own biases on what physical or mental disability looks or “seems” like.
Both can look like a hot 24-year-old with perky tits and a round ass.